Social media jokes help pass time during Dallas Cowboys’ long, national, Jason Garrett nightmare
The Jason Garrett Watch is still going.
We’re now into 2020 and the Dallas Cowboys have yet to announce that their coach for the past nine and a half seasons has been fired.
The delay has given everyone plenty of time to make some pointed (and some not) jokes about the situation, including many at the expense of owner and general manager Jerry Jones. Some are even concerned that the delay means Garrett will remain the head coach.
Hey @dallascowboys, just do it already! Rip off the bandaid and hire a new leader! #CowboysNation pic.twitter.com/oYL929roPq
— Charlie Wade (@charliewade0529) December 31, 2019
Me waiting for the ESPN notification that Jason Garrett has been fired pic.twitter.com/2m4lMMkEX5
— G (@gconway12) December 30, 2019
Fans await outside AT&T Stadium to celebrate the firing of Jason Garrett lol. #JasonGarrett #DallasCowboys pic.twitter.com/hV1D5GalwY
— Kevin Ramirez (@TXTornadoChaser) December 30, 2019
So in Australia they are a day ahead has already celebrated NEW Year.
— Texas forever (@TexasSRoundups) December 31, 2019
So can we ask them if Jason Garrett is gone tomorrow? @VoiceOfTheStar @ScooterMagruder @SlaterNFL @BloggingTheBoys
It is 2 PM on the east coast and Jason Garrett still hasn’t been fired.
— Erv Gotti (@ThisIsERV) December 30, 2019
Cowboys fans looking at Jerry Jones: pic.twitter.com/YRliC6lMMl
#CowboysNation
— Kelly K-9 (@Kelly_K_9) January 1, 2020
10 year challenge...
Me before Jason Garrett vs
Me After Garrett pic.twitter.com/IZtklKM8A5
#CowboysNation
— Kelly K-9 (@Kelly_K_9) January 1, 2020
10 year challenge...
Me before Jason Garrett vs
Me After Garrett pic.twitter.com/IZtklKM8A5
Jason Garrett has made 35.8 million dollars over his coaching career. That’s $3,542 per clap per @AndrewBrandt
— Prince Blue (@realprinceblue) December 30, 2019
I wish you all Jason Garrett-level job security in 2020
— Everette Taylor (@Everette) December 31, 2019
#Cowboys fans seeing Jason Garrett still the head coach on black Monday. pic.twitter.com/FBjjT5znxV
— Trash Talk NFL (@TrashTalkNFL) December 30, 2019
Me scrolling twitter every 10 seconds waiting for breaking news of Jason Garrett’s firing. pic.twitter.com/hocrizZ85B
— Wins Mathew (@mathewins) December 30, 2019
My favorite theory for Jason Garrett news delay is Cowboys haven't decided on a sponsor.
— Jori Epstein (@JoriEpstein) December 31, 2019
Jason Garrett moving on presented by Sleep Number? Miller Lite? Reliant Energy? So many options
Waiting for the Jason Garrett news like: pic.twitter.com/NeFGB6T4Q3
— Frankie Jay (@Frankie_Jay_) December 30, 2019
If you delay a decision long enough all the top coaching candidates will take other jobs and you can keep Jason Garrett pic.twitter.com/hK512Ja3lf
— Jon Machota (@jonmachota) December 31, 2019
Jerry Jones is going to do a full, national coaching search and is accidentally going to hire Jason Garrett.
— Kevin Clark (@bykevinclark) December 30, 2019
Jerry Jones is realizing that if he actualy fires Jason Garrett, he wont be able to have any more meetings with Jason Garrett where he might fire Jason Garrett and thats no fun at all. Not excepting this process to end any time soon
— PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) December 31, 2019
"If Jason Garrett and the entire staff of the #Cowboys are all fired today, then the coaches will not have jobs and the Cowboys will have no coaches." pic.twitter.com/50HIP71ArK
— Dusty Baker (@DustyBakerTV) December 30, 2019