This perfectly normal-looking house for sale in California is hiding an eerie interior
Those who frequent real estate websites like Zillow and Realtor know that when a house listing is at a loss for words when describing the interior of a home, you know you’re in for a surprise. This appears to be the case for a three-bedroom, two-bath house for sale in Santa Clarita, California for $639,000.
Outside: Perfectly normal and somewhat homey with a picturesque mountain backdrop.
Inside: Someone clearly followed a newfangled Batman principle of feng shui.
All 1,363-square-feet of the home appear to be void of any minuscule of color, instead opting for onyx décor. And we mean COMPLETELY onyx.
“Investors dream, this great home has tons of potentials,” the listing on Zillow.com says. “Centrally located off the 14 freeway and near schools and shopping centers. Priced to sell and will not last.”
The home managed to capture the attention of the popular social media page Zillow Gone Wild. Fans in the comment section weren’t exactly sure about what they were looking setting eyes upon.
“If alkaline trio was a home,” one person joked.
“Modern vampire chic?” another asked.
“’Yo, what’s up, Mtv? This is Tim Burton and welcome to Cribs!’” one person said.
“If hell was a decorating theme…” another observed.
“Did Sharon Weiss try to bake this house for Thanksgiving dessert??” one person asked, referring to the Marie Callender meme.
“Even the realtor is at a loss for words ...they called it an ‘investor’s dream,’” another said.
“What in the Interview with The Vampire is going on here?” someone asked. “Jesus. I like black interiors but this is like RIDICULOUS.”
“What an expensive way to ruin your house,” another observed.
“What it would look like if you lived inside of an oven,” one person joked.
“There *is* a way to do all black and make it look amazing,” another said. “This is not that.”
This story was originally published December 27, 2021 at 10:50 AM with the headline "This perfectly normal-looking house for sale in California is hiding an eerie interior."