The DFW.Com Hot Edition is out, and once again I was not included. I am fed up with the bias towards me and my considerable masculinity. Included in this issue are former Dallas Cowboys wide receiver and all-time good guy, Mr. Jesse Holley, as well as former Texas State University and Houston Texans cheerleader, and friend to the Big Mac Blog, Ms. Caitlyn Beth.
It’s fun to look at these pages to remind you not only what you don’t look like, but people that look like this don’t want to be within 100 miles of you.
This week, Texas State opens at Florida State as part of college football’s first weekend to the 2015 season. Thank God.
My annual civic duty to give back has commenced with the return of the football season. No more fake football games. The rules are simple: I pick five games each weekend and pick them against the line with an imaginary $10 on each game. This way I lose nothing, but I prove how smart I is, at. Take this advice to Vegas, Atlantic City and your bookie.
2. Penn State (-7) at Temple. NITTANY LIONS. It opened at PSU minus 14.
3. Texas at Notre Dame (-9.5). HORNS. Not a fan of Horns QB, but I like this spread.
4. Ohio State (-14) at Virginia Tech. BUCKS. Tech got ‘em last year. Not this time.
5. Texas A&M vs. Arizona State, o/u 69.5: OVER. Aggies are getting three in this game