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The Dream Team: Movie edition

The U.S. men’s basketball team is sort of distancing itself from its Dream Team moniker. Continually flopping in international events will do that. But we’re not giving up on the dream. Here’s our Dream Team: Movie Edition. It’s our picks of the most dominant fictional basketball players in cinematic history.

Starting lineup

C Neon Bordeaux (Shaquille O’Neal), Blue Chips



PF Fletch (Chevy Chase), Fletch



SF Jimmy Chitwood (Maris Valainis), Hoosiers



SG Teen Wolf (Michael J. Fox), Teen Wolf



PG Butch McRae (Anfernee Hardaway), Blue Chips



Bench

F Jackie Moon (Will Ferrell), Semi-Pro



F Ricky Roe (Matt Nover), Blue Chips



F Clarence “Coffee” Black (Andre Benjamin), Semi-Pro



F Moses Guthrie (Julius Erving), The Fish That Saved Pittsburgh



G Sidney Deane (Wesley Snipes), White Men Can’t Jump



G Billy Hoyle (Woody Harrelson), White Men Can’t Jump



G Jesus Shuttlesworth (Ray Allen), He Got Game



Coaching staff

Coach: Norman Dale (Gene Hackman)



Assistant: Wilbur “Shooter” Flatch (Dennis Hopper)



Assistant: Pete Bell (Nick Nolte)



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