Ryan Howard isn't having the best season. His numbers across the board are down and Chase Utley is making him look like a second-class baseball player. What can he do to raise his spirits?
1. Get more hits than RBIs.
2. Get on base more than Richie Sexson does.
3. Take a pitch now and again.
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4. Let Chase Utley know he'd have 30 homers if he got some more protection.
5. Head down the street for a cheesesteak. They're mighty tasty.