Not sure how this happened, but Valentine’s Day is almost here again. Every year I am sure this cash-grab “holiday” will be dropped from the calendar, but that dream has yet to be realized.
What to do?
Is the “Zero Belly Diet” book a good gift? Or a broom?
Is a night at the off track betting parlor romantic enough to get your SO in the mood?
Should you adopt that adorable puppy “Scraps” from the animal shelter, and then hit the eject button on the relationship on Feb. 15, when you realize that after seven years it’s all just moving too fast?
Is “temporary amnesia” an acceptable excuse to miss doing Valentine’s Day?
And should you just dump her now, only to re-start the magic after Feb. 14? ... kinda like Christmas.
All legit questions, and there are answers.
In an effort to avert another annual Valentine’s Day crisis, I have enlisted the help of a professional - Veteran Dallas Mavericks dancer Bonnie The Red.
Whatever questions/needs you have about the upcoming holiday, Bonnie - or maybe possibly one of her Mavs dancer friends - will provide solutions to questions that need answers.
Fire your (nice) questions away to:
Twitter @MacEngelProf or
Email me at email@example.com
PLEASE BE COURTEOUS and NON-VULGAR with your questions.
This project is all about paying it forward, and helping the community in a time of need.
Mac Engel, 817-390-7760