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August 12, 2010

I Double-Dog Dare You To...

“Clogs! It’s got clogs in it!” This incoherent specimen of verbal ballyhoo is what (I believe) I said to Gordon at approximately 3:42 a.m. on Monday morning. I was changing Thing Two’s diaper in her dimly lit room, and the very moment I got her diaper off, she shot a bowel movement across the room. More like a bowel Mach 3. It was everywhere. “HEY.” I moaned.

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