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CELEBRITY TERROR ALERT: THINGS WE SHOULD BE WORRIED ABOUT THIS WEEK
GREEN
Expect stormy skies at the Weather Channel, where former anchor Hillary Andrews is claiming she was sexually harassed by co-anchor Bob Stokes. There are so many double entendres involving "warm fronts" and "high-pressure systems" that we can't begin to decide which one to choose.
BLUE
Blab! was shocked to learn that songstress Amy Winehouse was arrested in London in connection with alleged drug offenses. A police spokesman told us, "Really, mate, 'shocked'? Blimey!"
GOLD
CSI star Gary Dourdan faces three felony charges for possession of a controlled substance - one each for heroin, ecstasy and cocaine. One CSI cast member told Blab!, "We always wondered why he got so excited when it came time to 'dust for prints.' "
ORANGE
Charlie Sheen is set to wed fiancee Brooke Mueller at the end of the month. The couple have yet to say where they're registered for gifts, but Blab! hears Sheen did give out the name of a couple of escort services he was registered with.
BLAB! RED
Are you sitting down? Ashton Kutcher told Ryan Seacrest that he was actually considering making Punk'd: The Movie. Please tell us he's punking us. ... Please tell us he's punking us ... Please tell us ...
- Todd Camp
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"I've been cheated on a time or two. It's tough. I wouldn't recommend doing any property damage, though!"
Carrie Underwood, in Us magazine
LATE-NIGHT JOKE OF THE WEEK
"A woman in New York City is angry because Lindsay Lohan left a party wearing the woman's fur coat. When she heard where the fur coat came from, Lindsay said, 'Thank God -- I was worried I'd blacked out and killed a pimp.' "
Conan O'Brien, host of NBC's Late Night With Conan O'Brien
HAT'S ALL, FOLKS!: Here's a heady look at the Kentucky Derby's top toppers
As this year's Kentucky Derby proved, the race can be unpredictable, and even tragic. But one thing you can count on: celebrities will show up, wearing silly hats. Here are just a few of the ones we had to choose from.
The inventive Chelsea Clinton shows that with a little skill, some bows and blue dye, you can really dress up a satellite dish.
We'd like to think that Eddie Money, shown with wife Lori, looks upset here because someone misheard him and gave him two ticks and a parasite instead of two tickets to paradise.
Joey Fatone, formally of 'N Sync, does his Popeye impersonation. It'd be more convincing with a sailor hat, but still ...
Joey Fatone, formally of 'N Sync, does his Popeye impersonation. It'd be more convincing with a sailor hat, but still ...
Why is Hugh Hefner frowning? Are girlfriends Kendra Wilkinson, Bridget Marquardt and Holly Madison wearing too much clothing?
We're having trouble telling where Everybody Hates Chris star Tichina Arnold's hair ends and her hat begins.
A Derby gnome whispers to Fred Willard, "Psst ... you forgot your hat."
COSTUME DRAMA
Many celebrities came to the Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala, but we're not seeing a lot of costumes. Unless Ashley Olsen, shown with designer Christian Louboutin, is dressed as Calista Flockhart ...
... or sis Mary-Kate Olsen came as Dolly Parton after a six-month fast ...
... or Tom Cruise came as someone taller than Katie Holmes (stay on that step, Katie!).
DOLPHIN 'IDOL'
American Idol finalist David Archuleta kisses an Atlantic bottlenose dolphin at the Mirage Hotel & Casino in Las Vegas. Upon seeing this picture, Idol judge Randy Jackson said, "Dude, that was the bomb! Best dolphin-kissing of the night!"
Finalist Jason Castro does his dolphin kiss. "Well, it was an on-target kiss," judge Simon Cowell was rumored to say. "But it was rather like amateur night at a rundown aquarium." (Note: This week's Idol results show aired after Blab!'s deadlines. We just didn't have a good David Cook dolphin-kissing pic.)
Finalist Syesha Mercado massages the dolphin. Idol judge Paula Abdul was heard to say, "You look beautiful, you've come a long way, and, as usual, both your dolphin massages were -- wait, you only did one massage?"
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