Don't want to be here?

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All of you fine citizens who are signing petitions for your state to secede from the United States because you don't like the way the election turned out: Can we talk for a sec?

We all know secession is not going to happen, but I have a solution that will make us all happy. Renounce your citizenship. That way you can move to a country of your choice. But if you decide to renounce your citizenship and remain in this country, you'll have no rights, no say in the government, will be treated like second-class people and you better stay out of Arizona. In other words, you will be illegal aliens.

See? Everybody wins. You don't want to be here; we don't want you here.

-- Michael Brooks,

Everman

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